God humor

after a sesh I had a nap. I had a dream that God had punished me by condemning me to a constant state of euphoria. I was asleep for a little while and when i woke up i was still high.

HA-HA. 

(Source: ori-ginality)

Ramborghini

Ramborghini

“Smoking Weed In My Cadillac” - Master P

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Fuck what you say imma still do me

“hey young bloooood”

Parents

you know…one day that word might not be too common in the future. A lot of my friends have parents, a lot of them only have one and quite a few, believe it or not, have none. They may have family that have raised them but the direct bond between father/mother and child can not be matched. Why dont these friends of mine have all or either of thier parents in their lives? Typical stuff; dad walked out, mom left, dad died, mom died, divorce, jail…

but then there are a couple of other reasons that seem, to me, completely stupid. 

Such as one that i’ve recently read about on my fb page. Mom decides that she doesn’t want dad to be in “her” baby’s life. Uh, hello. You wouldn’t have that baby if it wasn’t for that dude’s penis. I understand that babies don’t always happen on purpose and that parenting can be scary-especially at a young age yadda yadda yadda…but when the father of that baby is making an effort to be a part of that child’s life, regardless of who he is or what he does, he has every right to know his child, and when the mother attempts to prevent that they are fucking up

Not only does the dad lose but so does the baby-it’s practically robbed of a whole percentage of their childhood. Why do you suppose now days why so many kids’ morals are fucked up? And it doesn’t just happen with dad, often times it’s the opposite. 

They learn…they learn quite a bit from all of it, actually…but they usually learn wrong.

They learn distrust, fear, resentment, skepticism, pessimism and every other negative trait you could possibly think of. IT REALLY FUCKS THEM UP. 

Dont lie to your kids. Dont lie to your kids. Dont fucking lie to your kids.